Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 25, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Forrest City, Arkansas where bozo Dennis Ross tried to break into an apartment. He should have laid off the Twinkies for a few weeks before the heist as he got stuck between the window frame and an air conditioning unit as he tried to squeeze inside. And one other thing…he was totally naked. The cops had to call the fire department rescue team to extricate our bozo. It was after he was freed that he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a man he only knew by his first name. Sure. He had no explanation for why he was naked.

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