Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 24, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Corvallis, Oregon, where police were in the process of arresting some drug dealers at their apartment. It must have been quite a popular place, because, while the cops were there, someone walked up, knocked on the door and asked to buy some pot. Followed by another someone, and another, and another, and finally 12 bozos had busted themselves by coming up and trying to make a drug deal with the investigating officers. It got so bad that a marked cruiser with lights flashing had to be parked in front of the place to discourage other potential buyers, just so the cops inside could finish their work.

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