Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 23, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Cincinnati, Ohio comes the story of bozo Danny McClain who went down to the local car dealer and asked to take an expensive model out for a spin. He must have really liked it as he never bothered to bring it back. Guess he must have forgotten that before the dealership would let him take the car for a drive, he had to let them make a copy of his drivers’ license. Police had no trouble tracking him down.

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