Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Oslo, Norway, where an unidentified bozo got it all wrong. After having way too much to drink and desperately trying to find his way home, our bozo encountered a large fence. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he thought beyond it might be a shortcut home. He climbed the fence only to find himself surrounded by police officers who were shining their flashlights in his face. He had climbed into the yard of the district prison. Yep, he had broken into jail. He’s been charged with public intoxication.