Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 18, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Omaha, Nebraska where an unidentified bozo broke into a restaurant. Once inside, he found the safe locked, so he did what any bozo would do. He wrapped a chain around the safe, tied the chain to his car’s trailer hitch and proceeded to drag it away. Unfortunately, he drug the safe down several busy city streets, attracting attention from many people, including the cops. When they tried to pull him over, he ditched the car and ran away. The safe was returned intact to the restaurant. Police are still looking for our fleet footed bozo.

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