Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 17, 2006

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 54786: If the job requires acting, brush up on your skills before trying to pull off the crime. From the International File in Cairo, Egypt comes the story of an unidentified bozo who pretended to be suffering from labor pains in an attempt to avoid customs at the airport. But she gave such a poor performance that a customs agent called her over to the side to check her passport. And when he noticed she looked a little "lumpy" he asked a female colleague to frisk her. That’s when it was discovered that she might actually be in pain, but not from labor. She could have been suffering from the heavy load of 48 cell phones that she was trying to smuggle into the country underneath her clothing. Busted!

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