Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Alex Edwards for sending in today’s report. From Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo Chad Roberts who donned a ski mask and held up the local bar. He got away with a little cash but as soon as he left the bartender picked up the phone and called the cops to identify him. It seems our bozo chose the wrong bar to rob. He held up the bar owned by his parents and where he also worked. The bartender recognized his voice in spite of the mask. He’s under arrest.