Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 13, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Baltimore, Maryland where an unidentified bozo took a ride in a cab. After he reached his destination, he grabbed the cabbie and started hitting him on the head, demanding that he turn over his cash. After getting the money and a pack of cigarettes, our bozo ran away. He left one big problem behind. In the back of the cab he left his coin purse containing his drivers license, social security card and latest paycheck. Within 12 minutes, he was under arrest.

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