Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 12, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Calgary, Alberta, Canada comes the story of bozo Charles Monk who stole a fully loaded beer truck. He soon wrecked the truck and police officers found it abandoned in a parking lot. And apparently the truck wasn’t the only thing that was fully loaded. A police dog was able to follow a trail of discarded beer cans, a cooler, a hand cart and pieces of clothing to a nearby apartment building, where our bozo was seen climbing out of a second story window, and heading for the roof. He’s been charged with theft and hit and run.

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