Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 11, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Crawfordsville, Indiana where bozo Paul Starnes was arrested on a public intoxication charge and was placed in a holding cell. Obviously thinking this always works in the movies, our bozo climbed up into the ceiling, hoping to make his getaway through the crawlspace. He didn’t get very far before the ceiling gave way, sending him crashing to the floor, in the station house lobby, only a few feet away from the jailers. He now faces an additional charge of attempted escape.

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