Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 9, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Alex Edwards for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Cordoba, Argentina comes the story of an unidentified bozo who donned a mask and robbed a man in his home. While ordering the man to turn over his jewelry and cash, our bozo became so agitated he spit out his dentures. And in his haste to make his getaway, he left his choppers behind. Two days after the robbery, the homeowner noticed something suspicious…his own nephew seemed to have lost his teeth. He informed the cops and upon further investigation they discovered the missing teeth were a perfect fit for the man’s nephew. He’s been arrested.

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