Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 6, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lynnwood, Washington where bozo Louis West was determined to break into a house. So, he tried the door, right? Wrong. Maybe tried to break a window? Nope. Came down the chimney like Santa Claus? No way. Instead our would be burglar went to the back of the house and tried to crawl in through the doggie door. Guess he forgot that doggie doors are doggie size not bozo size. He proceeded to get himself stuck tight in the door and was still there when the police arrived. He’s under arrest.

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