Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 5, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Mesa, Arizona where fourteen year old Shawn Perkins was having trouble driving his car. It was a manual transmission and he just couldn’t get the hang of it. He must have looked rather pitiful because a total of fifteen people stopped to help. Some pushed the car, others helped him when he got it stuck in reverse and finally one woman offered to give the boy a driving lesson. And that’s when things really started to go bad. Police noticed the car being driven erratically and pulled them over. Then the cops started to figure that he wasn’t such an innocent little boy after all. Our boy bozo had stolen the car, or had at least tried to steal it before he discovered he couldn’t drive it. He’s been charged with theft.

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