Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 4, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report from Terra Linda, California where bozo Jon Ellis liked computers, really, really liked computers. And his love for the machines led him to break into a business with the intention of stealing a couple of them. However, he tripped a burglar alarm and was caught in the act by the cops. He got into more trouble when, during his trial for computer theft, he hid in the courthouse until everyone went home for the day and then tried to steal six more computers by wheeling them out the back door. A maintenance man spotted him and called the cops. Thanks to his new caper, he now faces up to four years in prison.

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