Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 1, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Sao Luiz Do Maranhao, Brazil, where a gang of bozos robbed a store, stealing bread, milk, sodas, cookies, chocolate and a small amount of cash. As soon as our bozos fled, the store owner called the cops, who arrived quickly. Fast enough, in fact, to run into our bozos when they returned to the store to steal one more item. They had forgotten to get butter. Busted!

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