Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 23, 2006

The high price of gasoline continues to cause problems for all of us, including our bozos. From Royal Oak, Michigan, comes the story of bozo David Baxter who robbed a 7-Eleven, getting away with a small amount of cash. An officer responding to the robbery call noticed a pickup parked on the side of the road about a mile away from the store. Yep, it was our bozo, whose getaway car had run out of gas.

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