Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 21, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from La Vista, Nebraska where bozo Carlos Gonzales and his girlfriend were hungry. She tried to call Dominoes but got the first three digits messed up and ended up calling 911. And instead of telling them of her error, she simply hung up. In cases like this, officers are always dispatched to investigate. Which would have been no problem, except that her boyfriend was wanted on seven felony charges. Hope the jailhouse pizza is to his liking.

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