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August 10, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bob Hammond for sending in today’s report. From Salem, Oregon comes the story of bozos Jermiah Blackerby and Rex Sutton who were pulled over by the cops for a signal violation. As the cop is talking to our bozo driver, he notices the bozo in the passenger’s seat is talking on his cell phone. A moment later, he hears the dispatcher issue a call for officers to a stabbing just a block away. Then the officer hears the guy in the passenger seat say something about a knife fight. Putting two and two together he realizes what is going on. Our bozo’s buddy has made a fake 911 call about a non-existent stabbing to try to get out of the traffic stop. Didn’t work. After a search of the car turned up a number of stolen checks, our bozos were placed under arrest.

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