Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 9, 2006

Bozo criminals for today obviously forgot Bozo Rule Number 23145: These things always work better on TV. From the International File in Ivanhoe, Australia comes the story of three bozos who escaped from a minimum security prison. Our bozos made it to a nearby road and, still clad in their prison gear, attempted to flag down a car. Much to their delight, the first car that passed by stopped. And with good reason, it was an unmarked police car. They’ve been returned to prison.

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