Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 8, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Berlin, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was caught red-handed trying to steal a computer from an office. It was what he did when confronted by the cops that boggles all but the bozo brain. He dropped to the floor and played dead. Literally. He didn’t move a muscle as the cops examined him. It was only when emergency personnel showed up and tried to insert a breathing tube into his trachea that our bozo gave up his ruse. Our master thespian has been charged with burglary.

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