Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 3, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Westlake, Ohio where bozo Maria Bryant was getting a little thirsty, so she walked into the Moosehead Saloon. Since she looked a little young, the bartender asked to see an ID. Our bozo reached into her purse and tossed the ID to the bartender who did a double take. She was looking at her own driver’s license, which, along with her credit cards, had been stolen a few weeks back. Yep, our bozo had ordered a drink from the very person whose home she had burglarized previously. Suspecting something was up, she ran out of the bar only to be arrested by the cops a short time later.

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