Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 2, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. From Springfield, Vermont comes the story of bozo Paul Mitchell who had done his research and found a location that was really in need of a liquor store. So, he applied to the state alcoholic beverage commission to request a license to sell liquor our of his home. One big problem, our bozo was in the Springfield Correctional Center and the address he gave as his home was the jail. Needless to say, the request was denied.

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