Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 1, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Hamburg, Germany where bozo Michael Baumgarden broke into and robbed a leisure center. Unfortunately, he left behind a crucial piece of evidence which led the police right to him. His finger. He caught it on a metal fence and ripped it off as he was trying to escape. Police found the severed digit and were able to match up the fingerprint to our bozo. Minus one finger, he’s now behind bars.

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