Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 24, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Frankfurt, Germany where an unidentified bozo locked himself out of his apartment. He called a locksmith but discovered that he didn’t have enough cash to pay him to come out and unlock his door. So he instead put it on a credit card, right? Wrong. Maybe he called a friend and asked to borrow the money? Nope. Instead, he went into the basement and started a fire which burned the place down. That’ll show ‘em! Not only did he lose his belongings, he’s also been charged with arson.

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