Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Zagreb, Croatia where an unidentified bozo was really proud of his speedy new motorcycle. So proud, in fact, that he took a picture of himself, showing the bike’s speedometer registering over 100 MPH as he sped down a country road. He then posted the photo on the internet. The police got wind of it and tracked him down, intending to give him a speeding ticket. He got another ticket when the cops discovered that the bike had been illegally imported and wasn’t even registered. Busted!