Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 17, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Athens, Alabama, where bozos James Martin and Brandon Lane stole several pieces of heavy equipment, including a forklift, a backhoe and a bulldozer. So they took this stuff and sold it for cash, right? Wrong. These good old boys headed out into the woods and had their own heavy equipment version of a destruction derby, crashing the various pieces into each other. Our boys were busted after neighbors complained about all the loud crashing sounds coming from the woods…Them Duke boys is in a whole mess of trouble!

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