Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 14, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Sylvester, Georgia where bozo Calvin Brady broke into a residence and stole several items, including a checkbook. Thinking he could get some quick cash at a nearby bank, he tried to pass one of the checks with a drive-thru teller. As luck would have it, he had broken into that very teller’s home and he presented her with one of her own checks for cashing. She stalled him by asking for some identification. He obliged by giving her his drivers license and social security card. She called the cops. He’s under arrest.

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