Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 12, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Houston, Texas where bozo Ralston Ferguson passed a hold-up note to the teller at a local bank. What he didn’t realize was that standing right behind him in line was a news reporter for KTRK, a local television station. When she saw what was going on, her journalistic instincts kicked in. She quietly walked out of the bank, told her photographer what was happening, and called 911. When our bozo pulled out of the bank parking lot, he didn’t notice that our intrepid reporter was on his tail. They followed him for about ten minutes until the police caught up and made the arrest.

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