Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 10, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Buffalo, New York where Charles Martin and Gregory Curtis pulled up to the drive-in window at the local KFC and asked for the daily special. Unfortunately for them, two narcotics detectives were inside ordering lunch when they noticed the unmistakable aroma of marijuana drifting into the restaurant and a large cloud of smoke coming from our bozo’s car. One of the officers said the driver was smoking the biggest marijuana cigar he had ever seen. Our bozos never got their lunch, but the officers did make sure their lunch money was refunded before they were arrested.

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