Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 4, 2006

(Best of Bozo) Our bozo for today comes from the Bozo Lonely Hearts Club in Gateshead, England where bozo Mark Waverly held up a store. While making his getaway he noticed a particularly fine woman waiting at the bus stop. So fine was she that our bozo just had to stop and ask her for a date. After making small talk with her for a few minutes he wrote his name and telephone number on her hand and went on his way. Later, when the woman saw a video tape of the robbery, she recognized the thief as her suitor and called the cops with his name and phone number, which she had saved. His next date is with the judge.

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