Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 30, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lufkin, Texas where bozo Shirley Walker purchased several items at the local Dollar General store. On the way out, she noticed a barbeque grill that she really liked. She liked it so much that she decided to steal it, loading it into her car and driving away. Police didn’t have any problem tracking her down however. Remember those items she purchased? She paid for them with a personal check.

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