Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 23, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Braunschweig, Germany where 70 year old bozo Gustav Schultz was in the process of shoplifting several items when he was spotted by a police officer. As the officer tried to apprehend him, our bozo struck out with the only weapon he had…he bit the officer on the arm. Unfortunately, he must have forgotten that he had left his false teeth at home that morning. Instead of taking a bite out of the officer’s arm, he only left a wet spot where he gummed him. The officer proceeded to take a bite out of crime by placing him under arrest.

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