Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 21, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Antonio, Texas where bozo Michael Carter picked the wrong place to look for a job. He applied for work at the construction site of the new FBI headquarters in the Alamo City. Guess he didn’t realize they’d run a background check. When the computer showed a warrant on him for drug charges, our bozo tried to flee, breaking away from an agent who was attempting to detain him. He was quickly recaptured and the charge of assaulting a federal officer was added to his rap sheet.

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