Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 20, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Houston, Texas where bozo Oscar Gonzalez was pulled over by the cops for a traffic violation. After running our bozo’s name through the computer, the officer found that his license was suspended and that he was wanted on an outstanding warrant. He was already in a heap o’ trouble but he just couldn’t leave well enough alone. Our bozo told the officer that he wished he could finish the banana split he had in his car. The officer took a look at the tasty treat and noticed something strange: A square shaped object sitting on top, and it wasn’t a sprinkle. Upon further investigation, the object turned out to be crack cocaine. A banana split with cocaine topping. Busted!

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