Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 19, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Crystal, Minnesota where Bozos Mitchell Sanders and Bryan Clark broke into a Little League concession stand and stole $30 worth of Skittles and Starburst candy. In their excitement to get away and enjoy their loot, one of them left behind his cell phone. The sugar rush must have clouded his thinking, as later that evening he called the phone and, when a police officer answered, he identified himself as the owner. The officer then arranged to meet our bozo and return the phone. Both bozos have been charged with theft and have adopted a low sugar diet.

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