Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 16, 2006

We’ve said it several times before…the old saying about a dog being man’s best friend doesn’t apply to bozos. From Cedar City, Utah comes the story of Bozo Nicholas Gobel who was approached by police officers wanting to question him about some stolen property. Instead of talking, our bozo jumped into his car and fled, along with his dog. He led the cops down a winding, bumpy road that jostled our bozo and his dog quite a bit. Finally, the dog had enough being slammed around and took out his frustration on the cause of all his problems, our bozo. Yep, the dog took a chunk out of our bozo’s nose. And that ended the chase. Our bozo is under arrest and they’re looking for a better home for the dog.

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