Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 9, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Wichita, Kansas where two unidentified bozos walked into a grocery store and demanded money from the cashier. In a major flaw in their plan, one of our bozos was an employee of the store and was recognized by the cashier. He compounded his problems by showing up for work the next day driving the same vehicle that was used in the heist. He and his friend have been charged with robbery.

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