Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 8, 2006

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 89432: When working at night, bring along a flashlight. From Provo, Utah comes the story of bozo Julio Ortega who broke into a business only to discover it was too dark inside to be able to find anything. So, he took off his shirt and set it on fire to give himself some light. Not the brightest idea. The smoke from our bozo’s "torch" set off the fire alarm. The cops and the fire department soon arrived and he was placed under arrest.

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