Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 7, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk James Train for sending in today’s report from San Diego, California. Bozo Alvin Coffman walked into a bank and tried to withdraw some money from his account. When the teller told him his account was empty, he was undeterred. He simply said, "OK, then. This is a robbery," and demanded the teller give him $11,000. She gave him some cash, along with a dye pack, and tripped the silent alarm. Our bozo walked outside, where the dye pack exploded. He was about to go back inside to complain about the poor customer service when an officer arrived and placed him under arrest.

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