Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 5, 2006

Like the song says, our bozo for today had a bad day. From St. Paul, Minnesota comes the story of bozo Sharon Thompson who walked into a bank wearing clothing from the burger restaurant White Castle, which made her easy to identify. Mistake number one. When she got her money, instead of fleeing the scene, she hung around near the bank, looking all sweaty and nervous. Mistake number two. Her appearance attracted an investigating officer, who motioned her to his squad car. She came over, told the officer she was exhausted and asked him for a lift. Mistake number three. That’s when the officer took a look inside the bag she was carrying and noticed the money. Busted!

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