Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 2, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kumagaya, Japan where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank. And that was just about the last thing he did right. He then went up to a teller and asked her meekly, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" She said, "No," and when she told him to leave, he quietly turned and walked away. A security guard stepped up and escorted him to the door and on the way out he noticed a bloodstain on our bozo’s trousers. He had stabbed himself in the leg with the knife he had planned to use in his heist. He’s been charged with illegal possession of a weapon. Maybe they should make a "Bank Robbing for Dummies" book!

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