Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 1, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Austin, Texas, where bozo Paul Greer walked into a bank and demanded money from a teller. He got his cash and on his way out a magazine in the bank lobby caught his interest. Instead of stealing it also, he sat down on one of the bank’s comfy sofas and began reading it. He continued to read while bank employees called the cops. He was still engrossed in the magazine when the police arrived. If he enjoys Field and Stream that much he should subscribe!

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