Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 30, 2006

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 1098: Choose your battles. From Orange County, Florida comes the story of bozo Emarjorie Taylor who was irritated by the sound of the police department helicopter as it hovered over her house, looking for a stolen car. So, she called the police to complain, right? Wrong. Maybe she contacted an officer to offer to help? Nope. Went out in the yard and shook her fist at the chopper? No way. Instead she dug through an old box of fireworks and found some bottle rockets, one of which she fired at the ‘copter. It missed. She was reloading and getting ready to try again when officers arrived and placed her under arrest.

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