Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 29, 2006

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Canberra, Australia where bozo Norman Parker went to a department store and found a sweater he liked. He took it into one of the changing rooms, removed the security tag, stuffed the sweater underneath his jacket and headed for the door. He didn’t make it outside, however, as the security alarm went off just as he reached the exit. How could this have happened? He removed the security tag. That he did, but instead of throwing it away, he stuffed it into his pants pocket. He’s been charged with theft.

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