Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 25, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada where an unidentified bozo entered a bank and demanded money. After getting his cash, he fled on foot. And that’s when his bozo instincts must have kicked in. Seeking to better hide himself from the cops, he stripped off all his clothes before attempting to hail a cab. The cabbie, not accustomed to taking on nude passengers, alerted the cops, who arrested our naked bozo as he made his way toward the train station.

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