Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 24, 2006

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 7887: It’s usually a good idea to eat before you commit a crime. From Bristol Township, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Mario Carrella who robbed a bank and escaped with more than $2000. Pulling off the big heist caused him to work up a powerful appetite and he headed straight from the bank to a nearby pancake house. Once inside, he insisted on ordering five pancakes off the kids menu. Poor guy never got to enjoy them. The cops arrived before the pancakes did and placed him under arrest.

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