Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 23, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Rotterdam, New York where bozo Adam Johnson was waiting for a friend of his to be processed on a drunken driving charge at the police station. It was then that the lovely police station gumball machine caught our bozo’s eye. Thinking he had never seen such a beautiful machine, our bozo scooped it up and walked out the front door. He didn’t get very far, though. A dispatcher watching the surveillance system spotted him and alerted a deputy who arrested our bozo in the station house parking lot. And, in a first for our Bozo Report, he was charged with gumball machine theft.

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