Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 19, 2006

We all know that being a Bozo crook is hard work and our story from Canton, New York once again proves it. Bozo Joel Flannery broke into the O’Leary Funeral Home and ransacked the place. He found nothing to steal, but in the process found himself tired out and in need of a nap. So, he took off his pants and boots and climbed into one of the home’s display coffins. It must have been really comfy, as that’s where the owner of the funeral home found him, sleeping like the dead, when she arrived for work the next morning. He’s been charged with burglary.

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