Bozo criminal for today comes from our Bozo Lonely Hearts Club. From the International File in Glasgow, Scotland comes the story of bozo Aron Montgomery who walked into a liquor store and shoplifted a bottle of vodka. But somewhere between the vodka aisle and the exit door he got distracted by the lovely lass behind the counter. After a few minutes of flirting, he gave her his name and phone number. She didn’t follow up, but the cops did, charging him with theft.