Bozo criminal for today comes from Seminole, Florida, where bozo Lance Kostas was running late for work. Not being the kind of guy who likes to skip breakfast, he took his bowl of frosted flakes along with him as he drove to work. Guess he didn’t realize that breakfast foods and driving can be a dangerous combination. As he reached into his bowl for another spoonful of Tony the Tiger’s best, he failed to notice the car in front of him and crashed into it. The situation went from bad to worse when he realized that he had crashed into a police cruiser. He’s been charged with failure to yield.